walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Wallop

A new name for idiots

'Stop hanging around here you bunch of wallops'

by Prometheus79 August 19, 2020

wallop

to caress

Nicole walloped Allen softly.

by Allen3373 January 12, 2009

Wallop

Wallop, Walloping.
1. A timid movement with the feet performed by "the one who wallops", which might arise when in

2. Movement without destination, often caused by psychadelic intoxication.

1. "He developed a wallop at the peak of his trip."

2."I know im supposed to be getting something, but I just can't remember... I've been walloping around now for quite some time."

by Luc Weegels December 20, 2004

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020