BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

The walnuts vrs the soapies

The walnuts vrs the soapies is a war that has been going on since 1987. The soapies use the technique to slide across the water and form into the ultimate soap bubble. The walnuts technique is to throw walnuts, walnut shells, jack walnut, and Koula’s at the soapies. This war has been going on for years without stopping. The soapies logo is a leaf and the walnuts logo is a pineapple. We must stop the soapies before it gets too late.

the walnuts vrs the soapies has been going on a very long time now!
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by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022

Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth

I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts

by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

walnuts

Absolutely repulsive nuts.

Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.

by goodygoodygumdrops112 February 6, 2007

wallnut whip

whipping a girl with your testicles

i totally gave orlagh a wallnut whip to show her what it was. she liked it

by frankie detori December 18, 2007