Wankerism

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

walkering

walking while drunk. Usually long distances such as walking home from a bar/party.

I saw a girl walkering down the street with a case of beer in her hand on the way here.

by eclipse13 September 27, 2005

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009

Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018

waltterism

when you serve the one true lord, waltteri

nigga1 : bro are you a part of waltterism?
nigga 2 : yeah bro totally are you?
nigga 1 : hell yeah bro lets fuck
nigga 2 : bet daddy

by bigmanWaldo April 19, 2022

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

Wankerisims

When one is stupid in what is being said, they are full of wankerisims.

That idiot is full of wankerisims, he is a right wanker.

by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003