walloper

A Scots word meaning a penis, usually large and floppy, often used as an insult

I have a huge walloper

I don't like him, he's a walloper

by big hairy walloper August 3, 2006

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Wallo up

A tactic of waiting until 5:00 PM and walloing up to the table and eating every ounce of left overs in the fridge while watching your programs.

“Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, time to Wallo Up!!”

by Commercestpirate June 26, 2019

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

Walao

what the hell

*Eve spills tea on adam*
Adam: WALAO eh so clumsy!!

by Seaital October 20, 2010

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007