Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy

Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

wallops

IRC command. Along with /operwall, /wallops (message) sends a message to all operators on IRC.

They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.

/wallops help some guy named peer keeps resetting my connection

by jheath April 26, 2004

wallop

pseudo-violently high-powered action performed abruptly.

With one big wallop, the Gremlin's hairy bicep powered a fling that sent the record-breaking pumpkin onto it's endoatmospheric trajectory across the province.

by hahh? November 17, 2003

Wallop

Wallop is to destroy for cool kids before you have destroyed them.

I am going to WALLOP this kid in Fortnite battle royale.

by KingYonatan March 17, 2021

Walloping

To fuck a girl hard.

Bob went to the movies with Jess yesterday, he gave her a good walloping in his apartment afterwards.

I walloped my girlfriend everywhere last night!

Natasha is such a slut, she got a walloping from 5 black men last week.

I gave Jess a good walloping in her ass hole, then sent her on her way.

by Jeffo1234 February 28, 2015

wallop

if you know you know

wallop, wallop, your girl is a fat girl your girl is a trollop I give her BANG! BANG! give her wallop give her wallop

by jake horwite April 26, 2020