Waffle

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!

by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010

Waffles

A pancake with abs

Waffles r so yummy and fit

by Waffle 2.0 March 19, 2015

waffling

Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.

Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

waffles

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

by T. J. October 30, 2003

waffles

the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)

We're going for waffles!

by Muh October 7, 2004

Waffles

The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.

Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Person 1-Do you like waffles?
Person 2-Yeah I like waffles!

by WAFFLES!!! April 26, 2008

waffle

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

by Juancho September 18, 2006