Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 06, 2020

waffle stomp

Recieving the beating of a lifetime. Usually with high cleated shoes.

Matt got waffle stomped the other night by a jew.

by zero April 15, 2003

waffle stomp

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).

That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

by Damn Dirty Ape May 21, 2007

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 05, 2021

Reverse waffle stomp

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022

Loughborough waffle stomp

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

by Willybong July 05, 2022

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.

'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

by CinnamonFrosting October 28, 2018