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wankup

Wake up by masturbatimg
Be right down for breakfast. Need a min to wankup first.
by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022
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whackupuncture

A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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wrackupuncture

"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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wackypedia

A website controlled by the CIA full of poorly written articles that are full of bias, misinformation, disinformation, obfuscation and slander of dissidents. It censors alternative opinions and controls information according to a mainstream narrative.
In Donald Trump's opening paragraph on wackypedia it mentions his businesses have been in 4000 state and federal legal actions including six bankruptcies. The page is also locked to prevent it from putting him in a positive light.
by wackypedia February 10, 2023
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Wackusation

A wack accusation; An accusation that is abnormally strange in nature.
“That is a wackusation bro!”
by bonbonmorgs November 7, 2023
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adam walkup

a kind guy who is hard to love but is in love with a beautiful girl named challis, he loves to hunt an fish but most of all he is a great guy
by bob mcnasty October 24, 2012
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jack warkup

Jack warkup is a really funny guy who loves girls more then they love him he is amazing etc
Jack Warkup is a funny confident lad
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 10, 2018
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