Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
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Get the Waifu In Real Laifu mug.That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.
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Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.
by a squatting slav September 20, 2018
Get the waifu mug.Pronounced: "What-the-fuckify"
Root: WTF
verb
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text. This term originates from a program for performing this type of text replacement called the WTF-O-Vision, whose sole action is to WTFify, Gloriously.
WTFification is nothing new, writers have been practicing this fine art for centuries. Recently though, the Glorious Matthew Kastor has written a small program, and posted it to github, which automates the often tedious process. This new technology was quickly adopted by clever hackers and crammed into the ass end of a web spider so that it would run freely about dropping deuces on emo poetry and nearly anything else that got in the way. This recent resurgence of WTFification will no doubt be proceeded by even more material worthy of the process.
Example 1:
* ordinary text :
in her black and white world full of hatred and pain,
* WTFified :
in her yellow and white hand towel full of odium and diarrhea,
Example 2:
* ordinary text :
It was then that I knew
my pen would fly by the
moonlight - and I was so
blessed to be able to
escape July and save
it all in verse.
Poets can do that …
* WTFified :
It was then that Annie got
Annie's pen would fly by the
moonshine - and Annie was so
blessed to be able to
snuggle July and save
it all in verse.
hobos can do that …
Root: WTF
verb
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text. This term originates from a program for performing this type of text replacement called the WTF-O-Vision, whose sole action is to WTFify, Gloriously.
WTFification is nothing new, writers have been practicing this fine art for centuries. Recently though, the Glorious Matthew Kastor has written a small program, and posted it to github, which automates the often tedious process. This new technology was quickly adopted by clever hackers and crammed into the ass end of a web spider so that it would run freely about dropping deuces on emo poetry and nearly anything else that got in the way. This recent resurgence of WTFification will no doubt be proceeded by even more material worthy of the process.
Example 1:
* ordinary text :
in her black and white world full of hatred and pain,
* WTFified :
in her yellow and white hand towel full of odium and diarrhea,
Example 2:
* ordinary text :
It was then that I knew
my pen would fly by the
moonlight - and I was so
blessed to be able to
escape July and save
it all in verse.
Poets can do that …
* WTFified :
It was then that Annie got
Annie's pen would fly by the
moonshine - and Annie was so
blessed to be able to
snuggle July and save
it all in verse.
hobos can do that …
Use:
What a bunch of assholes. Let's WTFify all their posts and leave it as comments.
__verb__ !? No no Mr. Watt, the Glorioius WTF-O-Vision WTFifies.. Gloriously. You're using the wrong verb.
What a bunch of assholes. Let's WTFify all their posts and leave it as comments.
__verb__ !? No no Mr. Watt, the Glorioius WTF-O-Vision WTFifies.. Gloriously. You're using the wrong verb.
by Atropan Agent 17747 January 4, 2013
Get the WTFify mug."Waifuencer" is a recently coined term that derives from the combination of the words "waifu" and "influencer".
"Waifu" is a Japanese term used to describe a character from an anime or video game that a person considers as their "imaginary wife" or ideal companion, often characterized by distinctive traits such as beauty, sweetness, and an attractive personality.
"Influencer" refers to a person who has a strong online presence and a large following on social platforms such as Instagram, YouTube, or TikTok, and uses this visibility to influence the choices and behaviors of their audience.
Therefore, "waifuencer" indicates a person who has a large online presence thanks to their "waifu" character, and uses this visibility to influence the choices and behaviors of their fans.
"The male equivalent is 'husbencer'."
"Waifu" is a Japanese term used to describe a character from an anime or video game that a person considers as their "imaginary wife" or ideal companion, often characterized by distinctive traits such as beauty, sweetness, and an attractive personality.
"Influencer" refers to a person who has a strong online presence and a large following on social platforms such as Instagram, YouTube, or TikTok, and uses this visibility to influence the choices and behaviors of their audience.
Therefore, "waifuencer" indicates a person who has a large online presence thanks to their "waifu" character, and uses this visibility to influence the choices and behaviors of their fans.
"The male equivalent is 'husbencer'."
< pokimane is my waifuencer >
by Goodcomplexo February 16, 2023
Get the waifuencer mug.A male or female who is interested in anime girls2D waifus and don't care much about real life 3D girls as they value 2D over 3D.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.Most People of this sexuality are asexuals.
Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more
by xZeno_ June 10, 2020
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