by Jason August 20, 2003
Get the wowsers mug.A go-to expression, typically used to describe a stupendous situation when other superlatives don't adequately describe the sense of amazement. Note the extra e's on the end to convey a greater degree of WOW!
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The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.
by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019
Get the Performative wokery mug.Means getting intensely excited on multiple facets. Either sexually excited or any form of intense excitement.
1. Sasha started stripping and Jim exclaimed Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!
by mja71889 April 4, 2011
Get the Wowzers in my trousers mug.by hoosierdaddy? April 6, 2007
Get the wowenzo mug.An abnormally enlarged vein mainly due to a persistent increase in venous pressure, occurring outside the anal sphincter and beneath the surface of the anal skin (external hemorrhoid). The conditions onset is caused by countless hours playing World of Warcraft, while taking few if any breaks. Lack of exercise and proper diet increase the onset and intensity of the condition.
WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.
A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder. They recommend the afflicted cease all WoW related activities immediately, go outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to World of Warcraft. Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal social life the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*
Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in WoW related jokes made at the afflicted's expense.
*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into WoW is possible, in which case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.
WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.
A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder. They recommend the afflicted cease all WoW related activities immediately, go outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to World of Warcraft. Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal social life the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*
Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in WoW related jokes made at the afflicted's expense.
*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into WoW is possible, in which case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.
"Jake's WoWrhoids have gotten really bad recently, yesterday he even had to go to the hospital."
"Well what do you expect when he sits down for 8 hours a day playing World of Warcraft"
"Well what do you expect when he sits down for 8 hours a day playing World of Warcraft"
by Dr. Tacoeater April 29, 2009
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