workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 9, 2011

Workout ADD

Going to the gym to workout, but neglecting to workout and talking to friends to avoid working out.

"Why aren't you working? This is a gym, isn't it?!"
"I'm working out! What are you talking about?"
"It's like you have workout ADD or something."

by Simone Griffin December 30, 2011

workout whore

A lady who is a kick ass workout junkie.

OMG! I saw this woman the other day at the gym deadlifting 200 pounds barbell and she said she was in the 9th month of her pregnancy must be a workout whore.

by alwaysrxcffreak October 1, 2014

workout and chill

Popularized by Instagram account @GymLoveAndSuccess in 2015. Workout and Chill (verb) Originated from the phrase "Netflix and Chill" which means watch Netflix and fornicate. Workout and chill, however can be used in two ways.

A: (ORIGINAL DEFINITION)
Workout and chill (vulgar) Workout and then "Hangout"(Have sex)

"Hey Cindy, do you want to workout and chill? It'll be fun! plus, well get in extra cardio;)"

B: Workout and chill friendly
Workout and then hangout in a friendly way after.

"Hey Josh, do you want to workout and chill? We'll hit Chipotle afterword's and hangout."

by __itsjaayyy December 25, 2015

workout wipedown

Spraying gym equipment with antibacterial spray and wiping it down after using it. The break also gives a person an excuse to catch their breath. gym equipment, gym, nautilus, workout, exercise, pumping iron, fitness, lose weight, fat, thin, weight loss, sweat

I love taking time for a workout wipedown, so I can catch my breath.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2019

workout leggings

Only girls that wear workout leggings are a dumb blonde bitch. If you call your friend named Elise workout leggings, you are elite.

hey workout leggings, wanna play among us?

by Maddie the mushroom October 19, 2020

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by anonymous April 28, 2022