^^I don't know what they're talking about, but The Woodlands is anything but ghetto. Everyone here is a white Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister clone who drives a BMW and carries a Dooney & Bourke bag. The girls all look the exact same. There is no origionality, individuality, or culture here at all. Get me out now.
by iRock June 27, 2006
Get the the woodlands mug.Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )
no money trash school
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try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.
you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?
try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
Get the Woodlands Ring Secondary School mug.The woodlands, a place outside of Houston. Yet everyone who lives in TW loves to claim they from houston, slapping “houston” in their bio, along with the grape emoji, gas, red random Chinese letter emojis. The woodlands is where white people dominant the population. Here you will find many sluts, who will happily fuck your boyfriend with no remorse. The woodlands has the shittiest football team, and every guy from here will basically rape u at a party. All of them are subtly racist, but they continue to hang with black & mexicans. You can find 90% of the white people saying “nigga” to blend in with their black friends. They all claim they are gang, yet half of them haven’t shot a gun. Throw them in southeast Houston and they will come back deceased. Girls spread their legs faster than melted butter on bread. Guys will stick their dick in anything that walks. Girls here have shit makeup, and slutty clothes. All the guys here claim to have a huge dick and great sex game, but I found out personally that they have 4 inchers and bust in 2 seconds. The girls have the loosest pussys. Basically, don’t even come to the woodlands unless you’re white and rich. Save yourself from this white washed place and go to houston.
by Baddiewithoutafattie June 23, 2018
Get the The Woodlands mug.A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.
The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
by MagpieKitsune December 2, 2009
Get the The Woodlands High School mug.The Woodlands is a cookie cutter town straight out of a suburbia catalogue. Unfortunately, there is no idividuality in the two high schools. Its pretty much a party hard or die a horrible bloody social death type of town, with absolutely nothing to do. Most people think this is the ideal place to raise their kids, but I dont find it cute to see my six year old brother come home from school singing about apple bottom jeans and dropping the f-bomb.
by A-lyss May 6, 2008
Get the The Woodlands mug.The town north of Houston with a population just under 100,000 where about 10% of the population is poor or middle class, and the rest are...not. It is a town where people are supposed to cherish the environment through several programs and the environmentally friendly layout of the town, yet many residents own/are involved with oil companies. It is a town where all parents talk about what a "family-friendly community" it is, while their kids smoke crack and have an orgy in the backyard because they're too busy going to yoga classes to notice. It is a town where The John Cooper School is located...the well-known private school where most students get a sports car for their 16th birthday (not an exaggeration), and some millionaires are considered poor. It is a town where in the PUBLIC SCHOOLS, a kid driving a 2003 BMW is considered poor. It is a town where the first ad you see in the local magazine is either Gucci, Lamborghini, or Rolex. It is a town where, when in an aircraft, one might mistake a neighborhood for an unusually close group of Walmarts. It is a town where most residents under the age of 8 don't know what a Walmart is. It is a town where a 10-year-old without an iPhone is an outcast. It is a town where despite a "love of the environment", the plant people tend to love the most there is weed. It is a town where that is the only kind of weed people are aware of, because they all have gardeners.
Joe: My cousin lives in The Woodlands.
Josh: Does he have a ferrari?
Joe: He got one for his birthday, along with a helicopter.
Josh: Does he have a ferrari?
Joe: He got one for his birthday, along with a helicopter.
by fairysprinklesalpacadoomorange March 12, 2012
Get the The Woodlands mug.Woodlands secondary school has gotten famous for the wrong things and it is where many kids become YP, XMM, Matrep and Minah’s. Some enter Woodlands secondary as a good kid but less then a year suddenly they become paikia. There is a notorious gang called the loco contigos and the hermosas. Less than a year In the school but their berberd come out of the shell already.
by Jarvisbacksideblackcolour August 21, 2021
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