Woodchuck

When a a gook gets stiffy

That slanty got a woodchuck

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

woodchuck

to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.

"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."

by Troubles February 4, 2010

Woodchucks

A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.

There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.

by DGIF April 6, 2011

Woodchucker

One who skateboards.

Those woodchuckers down the park keep getting in the way of us bladers.

by RickardoSenz August 8, 2009

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

reverse woodchuck

When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.

“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”

by Pancho & Jo May 10, 2019

Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.

After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!

by Mart955 June 17, 2010