Wong

A mean or harmful word used toward Homosexuals

You fuckin' Wongs You Wong or You Son of a fuckin' Wong

by Steven Gonzales April 26, 2008

wong

When you slap a woman across the side of her tit, hard.

Heh, you just got wonged.

by scarebear86 November 7, 2007

wong

to smoke marijuana and drink coffee in the morning and/or early afternoon, creating a buzz that combines the high of pot with the effects of caffiene; derived from wake and bong

Peter and Eliza wonged for the better part of the day, listening to music, playing chess and eventually ordering fish tacos.

by ELP111 December 12, 2008

Wong

The concatenation of "woman" and "pong". The effect a male suitor or partner experiences while waiting for a woman to get ready, as she bounces from room to room - bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, closet, living room, etc. - assembling herself for an evening out. Much as the video game pong bounces a ball between to moving paddles, the effect is monotonous, boring, endless and/or frustrating.

"I got there at 7pm like we had agreed upon, but due to an hour and a half of wong, we did not leave her house until 8:30. This explains my tardiness and the stiffness of the drink currently in hand."

by Brandon Peele September 26, 2007

Wong

Doing something that isn't right.

He made the Wong cake.

by Pharmville June 9, 2017

Wong

A person with great intelligence and needs a lot of respect

Oh hail to Wong, my king.

by a3450 February 25, 2018

Wong

The victim of the very real Malaysian airlines flight accident

Sum ting wong ho Li fuk we to lo

by Ming Ming dong ling sum ting w February 25, 2019