Winnipeg

a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.

(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)

the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!

by kaosinthegarden December 9, 2011

winnips

The hair that runs from the back of your balls to your asshole

geez my winnips are long

by speedy August 21, 2003

Winnipeg

THAT'S in Canada.

Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.

by ParticularlyGoodFinder March 19, 2010

winnipeg

Also reffered to as "peg city", Winnipeg is the capital and largest city in Manitoba.

Winnipeg has a football, baseball and hockey team.

The winters are cold, (-30)and summers are hot (+30).

The city is notorious for crime, most of it occuring in neighbourhoods such as North End, West End, Downtown and East Kildonan.

Marijuana is very affordable and easy to find here.

Some interesting places in Winnipeg to check out:

-The Forks
-Mts Centre
-Ass Park
-The Legislative Building
-Osborne Village / Corydon Avenue
-Polo Park / St. Vital malls
-Royal Canadian Mint
-Kimberly Hill
-Wildwood Park
-Wellington Crescent

by blahzay September 15, 2007

Winnipeg

Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg

"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"

by Winterpeghet November 2, 2017

WPS Winnipeg Police Service

The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"

civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack

officerenforcelawdetectivesergeant

by winnipegdude July 19, 2012

Winnipeg

20 Winnipeg facts/tips:

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.

Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!

by Winnipeg Rocks! August 5, 2005