white christmas

Serving up an ice cream cone, with delicious sperm topping.

All Jane ever wanted was a "white christmas" with Joe.

by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006

white christmas

Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well

O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight

by streetthug23 December 18, 2008

white christmas

It's another name for a wet dream.

Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.

by Lub27 February 13, 2007

White Christmas

Being as white as christmas relating to the song

Im dreaming of a white Christmas

-dam that boi who does he think he is? rockin that tee nd rag.. wtf.. he as white as christmas

by whawha January 19, 2005

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

White Christmas Surprise

The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.

Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!

by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010

Columbian white Christmas

When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.

El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.

by Rew fergelle March 18, 2016