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White Castle

Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.

Person 2: Was it White Castle?

Person 1: Definitely White Castle.
by chickennoodle972 May 25, 2022
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White Castle

An edible form of laxative that resembles small burgers
by SUMFURRYTHING September 16, 2023
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White Castle

Emeraldguys Bussin fave!!!
Eatin White Castle? What are you Emerald dawg?
by Syro Landah June 13, 2024
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White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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white castle hangover

The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
by Zabi August 29, 2005
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White Castle Booty

Damn, that girl Caitlyn has a white castle booty
by bobcat37 March 16, 2009
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White Castle Burger

A burger that has cheese on it and is small. People are ashamed of having it for lunch
Madison and Lawerence: Amrin, is that a White Castle Burger?!
Amrin: IT IS NOT A WHITE CASTLE BURGER!?!?!?!
by A Scholar March 6, 2017
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