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weed

Why drink & drive when you can smoke & fly?

Weed is marijuana. It's less harmful then alcohol & cigarettes put together. You can be baked, blazed, stoned, or high. You can toke, smoke, or hit. Whatever you want to call it, it's the best feeling in the world.

Marijuana is a plant that came from the earth. If God didn't want us to have it, why would he put it here? & if you don't believe in God then here's one for you. It comes from the ground, so it's ALL natural. Nothing harmful about it.

If your parents smoke, tell them to stop cause it's bad for them then hand them a blunt.

Go grab a blunt, bowl, joint, or bong and chill on the couch when your parents aren't home. Make sure to have some air freshner, a change of clothes, eye drops, & gum near by.

Make it last. Don't waste it. Blow the smoke straight to the sky.

Take a nice long hit. Breathe it in, hold it, feel the rush, blow it out. It's that simple my friends. Don't be greedy, share the ganga.

Ganga, dro, chronic, weed, pot, maryjane, MJ, trees, reefer, herb, or whatever you want to call it.
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints then I smoke 2 more.

Weed isn't a druggg!
by A.Baby July 3, 2006
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

God Groweth, we Smoketh
by Tony P. April 12, 2006
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

god's one true gift to mankind
that weed we smoked was fuckjing gooddodod
by god March 4, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.
Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.
by Jon January 11, 2005
mugGet the in the weedsmug.

weed

God's way of telling me he loves me.
$25 for 2 grams? are you seeerious? aww whatevah...i love you.
by Diana March 18, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect

aka

fucking awesome
i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
by lorencia January 5, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

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