weeble

a weeble is a big boned, big bellied or a being with a big appetite. Often found in the Frac fields or Oil sand's feasting and gorging on anything edible. Their natural habitat is at work camps gobbling down copious amounts of food. They have a unique ability to constantly eat only allowing their jaws to stop chewing for a single breathe of oxygen. Lazy like a marsupial that lives in the trees of their food source weebles are alike, they often can be found carrying, lugging, hauling their massive food caches around with them wherever they go.

- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.

louey ate so much food, that sneaky sly weeble!

weeble by Niccnewman August 6, 2024

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weeble

a weeble is a big boned, big bellied or a being with a big appetite. Often found in the Frac fields or Oil sand's feasting and gorging on anything edible. Their natural habitat is at work camps gobbling down copious amounts of food. They have a unique ability to constantly eat only allowing their jaws to stop chewing for a single breathe of oxygen. Lazy like a marsupial that lives in the trees of their food source weebles are alike, they often can be found carrying, lugging, hauling their massive food caches around with them wherever they go.

- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.

louey ate so much food, that sneaky sly weeble!

weeble by Niccnewman August 6, 2024

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Weeble Wobble

A joke within the context of the label Disciple Records. Eliminate and Bandlez have both released songs called Weeble Wobble, and Barely Alive has an upcoming song of the same name, teased as an ID at Parookaville 2019 and later confirmed in the Disciple Unboxing video. Another part of the joke is that all the songs sound different, leading to the phrase "Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble".

Person 1: Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble
Person 2: If you say that Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble but you gonna release a new Weeble Wobble, probably, this Weeble Wobble is it gonna be better than the Weeble Wobble that it's better than the other Weeble Wobble?

Weeble Wobble by Epiccat27 August 5, 2019

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Weeble Wobble

Derogatory slang for a fat or bottom heavy person, based on the toys of the same name from the 70's.

"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
Check out that weeble wobble

Weeble Wobble by alphachimp October 16, 2003

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Weeble Whobble

A nickname for a person who can't stand still or walk in a straight line

Drunk or Sober

Can you make it to the Bathroom Weeble Whobble??

Weeble Whobble by RayMarie1988 February 23, 2009

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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.

Weeble Law by Stiricide August 30, 2010

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