Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo

*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown

by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022

Wash

wet or moisten (something) thoroughly.

"you are beautiful with your face washed with rain"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Wash

seem convincing or genuine.

"charm won't wash with this crew"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Wash

noun/verb

A fight or argument with someone, physical or verbal.

I had a wash with them, so... yeah, things are a little tense between us.

by mauve_felspar7 February 2, 2026

Wash

To outshine someone so completely that their presence gets rinsed out of the spotlight.

He thought his fit was fire, but she washed him just by walking in the room.”

by TheCookMeister August 20, 2025

wash my hands

When you're getting rid of someone or something in your life.

They're so toxic in my life! I'm just going to wash my hands of them and move on.

by DickDFW July 29, 2017

wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.

Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it

by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020