Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

douche-waffle

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

by freddie07 November 8, 2009

Derpy_Waffle

A gay bitch name Daniel *Default Dance* *Dab* (hates david) (gay name) (reatrd)

snigger is derpy_waffle

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