N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

by smokey the bear July 7, 2003

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Nukkas
Either
Winning
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs

Say mayne u gotta n-e-w-p-o-r-t

by Thowd July 24, 2008

I.W.P.A.

Internal Wanting of Pie Attack

Ariadne was having an I.W.P.A. when she a cook make a delicious pie on Food Network.

by the mango king July 12, 2011

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

niggas either winning pimpin or running thangs

i only smoke newports.

by PAYASO September 17, 2006

W.O.W.P

acronym... exclusively describing Wolf Of Washington Park.... W.O.W.P.

that's some wolf of washington park shit... W.O.W.P

by P4K_öŘĮgïñªł July 6, 2023

S.W.P.

1)Stupid White People. Ex: Neo Nazis, biggots, etc
2)An Officer Negative song

lyrics from the song:"S.W.P. dosnt mean supreme white power
S.W.P. means stupid white people"

by XfuzzXbombX August 7, 2006

M.W.P.

(noun), Machete Wielding Poo.

This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.

A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.

Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.

Dude, my butt is is all ripped up after I shat out that M.W.P. yesterday--I can barely sit down on it!

by OneDoody September 6, 2010