vulcan

An alian race in star trek. They have pointy ears, slaned brows, green blood, and the boys generaly have a black beetle cut. Their culture is based on only being logical, not emotional wich is because thay as a species are super crazy and have to repress that. The men go crazy for sex once every 7 years in pon farr. They can pinch your neck to knock you out and they can mind meld... wich is exactly how it sounds.
Spock, Tuvok, T'pol, T'pring... are all vulcan
by werty709 May 22, 2009
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vulcan

A shocker, but with two fingers up the anus, and two fingers in the vagina
My wife saw Star Trek and was so turned on with Spock she wanted a shocker (logically), so I proceeded to give her a fascinating vulcan.
by Viper76 May 25, 2013
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vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.
Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.
by Neutral Diplomat September 20, 2009
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vulcanal

When two individuals have anal intercourse and the recieving party gets explosive diarrhea.
I was having epic buttsex when there was a vulcanal eruption. The whole room was brown!
by Piemelnokkio May 11, 2015
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The Vulcan

Closely related to the shocker. Insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the vagina and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.
I was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so I stuck my ring finger in her butt and gave her the vulcan.

Vulcanize that ho!
by bruno funkyzeit September 17, 2008
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vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.
homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that
by kahda July 19, 2004
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