vulcan

A shocker, but with two fingers up the anus, and two fingers in the vagina

My wife saw Star Trek and was so turned on with Spock she wanted a shocker (logically), so I proceeded to give her a fascinating vulcan.

by Viper76 May 24, 2013

Vulcan

The world's largest cast iron statue, at 56 feet (17 meters) tall, is the statue of Vulcan in Birmingham, Alabama, USA. Depicting the Roman god of fire and forge, Vulcan was built in 1904 as a symbol of the iron industry which grew Birmingham into Alabama's largest city.

A viewing platform on top of the statue's pedestal has an amazing view of the city. The neighboring suburb also has a spectacular view... the statue's uncovered posterior. Bemused Homewood residents have nicknamed their view the "Moon over Homewood."

Let's go parking at Vulcan - the view is great!

by Pam Avantnos February 7, 2008

vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.

Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.

by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

vulcan

A type of Kawasaki motorcycle.

Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic

by Lawrence January 3, 2005

vulcanal

When two individuals have anal intercourse and the recieving party gets explosive diarrhea.

I was having epic buttsex when there was a vulcanal eruption. The whole room was brown!

by Piemelnokkio May 11, 2015

The Vulcan

Closely related to the shocker. Insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the vagina and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

I was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so I stuck my ring finger in her butt and gave her the vulcan.

Vulcanize that ho!

by bruno funkyzeit October 27, 2008

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004