1. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true
love.
2. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and
fart uncontrollably.
3. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for
marriage.
1. I am a virgin because I'm waiting for my true
love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a virgin! Does
cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like virgins, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both
creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a virgin because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.