The Viper

Well known Fictional Drug Dealer and slippery Bastard from the town of Swinford in Ireland, Aparently moves "ounces of Hash from Sligo to Galway 24/7" he enjoys "keeping it real" and making "Savage Dance tunes" he is known to have a crew of accomplices including "The Dragon" and "Stateside"

He is often seen "Cruisin' round te' town doing Laps" while playing the same Dance song over and over (The Launch by DJ Jean)

Wears Trademark Cobra T-Shirt and Shades
Very Popular character in the Irish Comedy "Hardy Bucks"

"the viper, he's only about two hand higher then a duck. He's only a Wanker like"

"the Viper is snakey bastard...he's almost Reptilian in his movements"

by CC (IRL) August 13, 2009

viper

1930's term for a person who smoked weed. So called for the hissing noise produced by the joint when smoked.

the viper dreamed about a reefer 10 feet long

by Alan June 4, 2004

viper

a term used in the '40s for a pot-dealer particulary associated with the social circles of jazz musicians.

Milton Mezzrow was a premier viper in the scene.

by guyincognito April 29, 2004

viper

When urine comes out in two streams

"Man, what happened to your pants?"
"Dude, I had a viper"
or
"I had a little viper going"

by Bill G August 12, 2004

viper

An adjective that is synonymous with extremely cool, awesome, amazing, etc. Mostly used by people of the "hipster" classification, but is also common among others.

Originated from blogger Dan Bergstein on "Sparknotes."

Jenny: "Hey, look at my new shoes!"
Melissa: "I love them, they're so viper!"

Emily: "Hey, are you going to Heather's party this weekend?"
Sofia: "Yeah, I heard it's supposed to be viper!"

by born2perform313 March 3, 2011

viper

(n.) A swift coordinated move, in which the attacker approaches an unassuming victim who is standing up. The attacker kneels down and, with gusto and vim, sticks his/her arm between the victim's legs and reaches up to pinch the victim's belly. As this happens the attacker yells out, "Viper!!" Please note, the viper must be done with care, lest contact with other organs is accidentally made. (v. to viper) to give a person the viper

(n.) Oh my god, I can't believe that guy gave me the viper!

(v.) That's right, chump! You've just been vipered!

by RCP April 26, 2006

viper

From the 1930's - someone who smokes weed - a tea bandit

That fucking viper smoked my whole stash. Are you tellin' me Wayne Brady's gonna have to choke the bitch.

by Bo Dizzle May 13, 2004