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Vikings

During the Middle Ages (A.D. 500-1500), fierce warriors called Vikings lived on the Scandinavian Peninsula of northern Europe. The Vikings, a tall people known for their blond hair and blue eyes, were skilled craftsmen and daring seamen. They raided many European nations and explored far out into the Atlantic Ocean.
Around the year A.D. 1000, the Viking Leif Ericson discovered the North American continent. It is believed that the Vikings might have started several little villages at the tip of Newfoundland, an island off Canada's Atlantic coast. Although they did not tell anyone about their discovery, the Vikings were nevertheless probably the second people to discover America.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ November 18, 2010
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worcester vikings

The Worcester Vikings' is the best pop warner football program in New England and in the Northeast part of America. Their most famous alumnus is Jerry Azumah. He was a Pro-bowl returner for the Chicago Bears. The Worcester Vikings' have had four New England Championship teams who have all competed at the Wide World of Sports Complex in Disney. Their home field is the newly renovated Beaver Brook playing fields. However, the "Brook" will never be forgotten. These Vikings are dedicated to their passion for the game. Whether it's walking through the worst neighborhoods to get to practice or never giving up during the two weeks of conditioning, these Worcester kids always did more than what was expected. The bonds created are never lost no matter what happens in life. Actually, the brotherhood created will never be lost and I truly loved the time I spent with each one of you.
The Worcester Vikings is the best display of a fundamental and hard-hitting pop warner football team that there has ever been. Their coaches are well respected in the game and they and well educated as well.

Thanks for the memories. It was the best six years of my life.
by Viking for life June 20, 2008
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vikings

The ancestors to modern scandinavians (swedes, norwegians and danes). Fearsome, blonde and snotty beasts. Enjoyed raping young virgins in firy rituals and wash their face in mewcous in the morning, to get that sweet mint smell.

Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in whatever their capital's name is.
The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists.

What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa.

When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest" stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland.

Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway...

Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes!
Sweden kicks ass, Denmark punches it and Norway strokes it
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Vikings fan

I bet that Vikings fan also has whips, chains, and a drinking problem.
by vikingsfan316 November 4, 2013
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Minnesota Vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it.
Here it is, the season's on the line. Two receivers left and right. McCown, takes the snap, he steps up, he's all by himself...FIRES INTO THE ENDZONE. CAAAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!
by Big Johnny D. July 26, 2008
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lost vikings

A very good, but little known, puzzle game for the SNES, Genesis, and GBA.
by ddt June 28, 2004
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minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.
Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
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