vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly

I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck

by vutella December 30, 2020

North Vietnamese

People who hail or descend from North Viet Nam. Notorious for the "Z" sound on words with the "Y" (d) sound. They typically think that they're the best out of all the Vietnamese (North, South, Middle, Chinese-Vietnamese).

Typically say things such as: "No one thinks about Huế (Middle Viet Nam)", "The South lost because they can't pronounce anything correctly",

"You call the country 'Diệc Nam'? You bet we Diệt Nam! Cuz you guys lost..." Meaning of the last one: a typical southern dialect pronounces vs with the 'y' (d) sound and they pronounce ts at the end of word with the 'c' sound. This means that they say the country's name as "yiec nam" which sounds identical to their pronunciation of the word "Diệt" (yiet) which means to exterminate/get rid of. And "Nam" means south. So basically anytime a southerner says "Viet Nam" it will sound like "Yiec Nam / Eliminate the South" instead.

Northerners typically also have big egos and look down on other Vietnamese peoples... I'm looking at YOU, Kiet! You know who you are!

Nam (South) Guy: "Ai - Yah! That North Vietnamese guy can't stop slamming us! He's so full of himself!"
Bac (North) Guy: "Ai-Zah! That South Vietnamese guy can't stop complaining! He's such a whiner!"
Hue (Middle) Guy "A-Yuh! Baegads agredgg uaeqeqwhy bnqtq Vietnaefadf DAgdasg!!! Aggdfort!"

by South East Asian Man August 31, 2022

vietnamese

A special breed of beings who are patient, hard working, smart, courageous, determined, respectful, and all that forged in their blood. They have survived and won many, many wars in the past thousand years. They have overcome numerous obstacles other people would fail attempting to pass it. The bigger the obstacle the tougher they get. Almost the perfect warrior.

In the game of life it's the survival of the fittest. The Vietnamese are born survivors.

by Anonymous User 5 August 31, 2005

Vietnamese Socketwrench

When a girl loosely wraps her lips around the head of a penis and swings her head back and forth almost violently.

I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

by Trashkritter February 11, 2021

vietnamese getaway

Spraying piss poop aka high pressure pure liquid shart out of your ass like a misty smoke screen of feces and other butt liquid so as you can escape your enemy and waddle off to safety.

Tyrese came home early and caught me with his girl. I was bare ass naked and made a Vietnamese getaway out of the bedroom window.

by Weirdest September 21, 2023