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veridas

veridas is the shitest isp in Australia
by Slaphappy January 23, 2004
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butt ventriloquist

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006
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veribu

by pollyman November 29, 2009
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veering

To strongly encourage and semi-force the consumption of alcoholic beverages
George: "sarah, you didnt drink beer, take this shot!
Sarah: "dude, stop veering me"
by energydrink March 7, 2013
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Verina

Very pretty, youthful, and grogeous. She is strict though, so be aware, she will Not take your crap. Verinas love to cook, so guys love her.
Jake: "Dude I met this gorgeous girl last night!"
Sam: "Really? How'd it go?"
Jake: "We had dinner at her house, man the girl can cook!! I think I'm in love!!"
Sam: "Yup, she's deffinitely a Verina."
by kcgurl123 March 21, 2011
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veridas

Australian ISP and broadband reseller, who on September 21st 2006 celebrated 29 continuous hours of downtime for up to 30,000 paying customers.

At the time of writing, they were looking to extend this record further.

Also a synonym for excrement and other undesirable things.
"Veridas shafted me real good today!"
by DeuSexMachine September 21, 2006
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Ventrilofist

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011
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