Vermendurgen

The unavoidable noise made when caught off guard by a friendly greeting from a woman, to which the user has no response.

Woman: Hi how are you today?

Man:(stunned and uncontrollably) vermendurgen.... (then swiftly walks away)

by Hernia919 October 5, 2011

Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

by teflondicky December 28, 2005

Dick Vermeil

You're just so incredibly happy that you're banging such a hot chick that you just can't stop crying while screwing.

"Dude, even that slut Paris Hilton got up and left in the middle of sex 'cause I was giving her the Dick Vermeil. She called me a sucky little bitch."

by The Poz March 28, 2009

Vermilion

A small town in Ohio on Lake Erie, population just under 10,000. Full of boats, sailboats, yuppies, hippies, stoners, upper class, middle class, hillbillies, and gangster wannabes since it's close to Lorain (a ghetto city). Has a lot of farm land, cow shit, Alpacas, motorcycles, and families. Great town to raise your kids...but there is a growing pill-popping epidemic. Everyone smokes pot, drinks beer, loves the outdoors, firepits, beaches, bonfires, loves sports, and bitches about the economy. Crime rate is like 2%...mostly due to intoxication lol.

Vermilion, a great place to drop anchor!

by VermilionVixen April 9, 2011

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.

"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016