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Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.
Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.
by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009
Get the velociraptor mug.When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
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Get the Velociraptor mug.When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.
For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.
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