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Republicans for Voldemort

The original definition has a blatantly obvious bias (as will this one, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. Nothing is black and white, and I understand it's unfair to select examples out of context. But the general civil rights injustices in the name of money and morality portray a type of political view that some may categorize as the modern-day equivalent of past evils. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (aka racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all. People who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of political reasoning: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It’s an analogy made to show distaste with a political view, much like the smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good".)
Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I’m gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.
by rantpants November 8, 2010
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voldemort

A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.
Voldemort is one evil son of bitch
by Christine F. October 11, 2007
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Voldemort

of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.
by Bassanio April 14, 2006
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voldemort

A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
noseless voldemort
by merlinwins May 15, 2010
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Voldemort

An indirect way of saying to your mates that you want to sit on a lads face. Basically he is so fit that you would sit on his face and make him look like Voldemort - he'd have no nose left by the time you were finished.
"I'm going to Voldemort him tonight"

"I would Voldemort him all over!"

"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"

"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"
by angorarabbit October 26, 2012
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Voldemortephobia

This is the fear of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (aka Lord Voldemort) Lord Voldemort is the main antagonist in the Harry Potters Series by J.K. Rowling. This fear orgininated after the books were published, and is when a human fears that Lord Voldemort will appear and kill them using any of the 3 curses.
My biggest fear while walking home is that Lord Voldemort appear and kill me, so my psychiatrist says I have Voldemortephobia.
by Case Turner November 1, 2009
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