a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. He lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your childrens rooms at night and malest them. Aslo, he is very dangerous during hunting season. So during the months of June and July, be espically careful to lock your doors and windows because when a vanoli starts, he cannot stop. He also goes undercover as a teacher in catholic shools. Dont be fooled he is highly dangerous. He inviteskids to disneyorld and has a stomach the size of an ugly beast! stay clear of vanolis all the time.
by spongebob and squidward January 10, 2009
Get the vanoli mug.When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.
Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:
Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):
The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.
Nogla: Hey, little guy.
Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!
Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!
Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?
Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!
Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):
The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.
Nogla: Hey, little guy.
Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!
Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!
Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?
Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!
Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2022
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by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019
Get the Matthew Vanotti mug.A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
Get the Mr. Vanoss mug.Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Alyssa.?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.
by T-dub17 June 29, 2008
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