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Vanderwalling

When you and your girl fuck so hard babies immediately start pouring out
AJ: dude I boned that girl so hard that she started vanderwalling everywhere. The skies turned black and welfare checks poured down all around us
Bro: Did you touch the butt
by BasedFob May 8, 2014
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vanderslicing

the heinous act of sending emails to someone where the entire message is in the subject line and the body is either blank or contains only a signature.
Phil from Houston is vanderslicing again.
by J.C. Fox August 7, 2003
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Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.
Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.
by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007
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vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.
by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006
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Vanderslooten

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world
"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.
by Veggielady June 11, 2010
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vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
by pk7 January 24, 2006
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Vanderblunder

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.
"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."
by Fartgod August 30, 2011
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