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Vancouver, Washington

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A depressing place, not enough words to describe of how much of a cesspool and shit-hole is. Iv never lived in Tacoma, Washington or other depressing places like Vancouver, Washington.

Im sure there are more depressing places out there, but Vancouver from personal experience takes the cake. No jobs, an abundance of illiterate pieces of white trash, food stamp abusers, ignorant people who seem they have spent their whole life living in a cave. A bunch of wanksters and wiggers, spoonfed bitches who post pics on facebook, myspace, and other bullshit social networks drinking a can of beer proclaiming they are hood and hard.

King of meth addicts and copious amounts of drug abusers, bad weather, a surplus of rain almost 90 percent of the year or more, no entertainment. Downtown Vancouver is dead like a grave, just a bus stop and some drug junkies, pan handlers and some stupid cafes with the greyhound bus station.
Where can I find a place that has no hope or promise and I am 100 percent depressed? That is easy that is

Vancouver, Washington
by David Faustino August 16, 2012
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vancouver

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That city where if you own a house already, you can sell it and buy two of the same in Toronto, or three in Calgary, or an entire street in Winnipeg.
My mouldy 1200 square foot bungalow in Vancouver costs one million dollars because it's got a yard. A yard with trees? That'll be a million-two.
by Rexxx September 5, 2006
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Vancouver Project

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The Vancouver Project are an indie-punk band from Albany, New York. They claim to be from Vancouver, but it is common knowledge that they are not. They are led by Johnny Thunder and Durk Sleeze.

www.myspace.com/vancouverproject
I got a chance to catch the Vancouver Project at Northern Lights. It was pretty tetanus.
by Chris Sawyer July 11, 2009
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Vancouver, USA

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Vancouver, USA refers to Vancouver, Washington, a mid-size city on the north bank of the Columbia River in Washington State. The “USA” is used to differentiate the city from Vancouver, Canada.
Vancouver, USA has a population of approximately 365,000 people within they city and its surrounding urban areas. Vancouver is ideally situated within an hour’s drive of the Cascade Mountains and the Pacific Ocean. Residents take full advantage of their access to the outdoors and their proximately to Seattle and Portland for museums, arts and festivals.
During the last 20 years Vancouver saw a large influx of newcomers. Many of the new arrivals came from Portland, to get away from the failing public schools, crime and traffic. Most of these people kept their jobs in Portland and continue to commute daily to work, while their families enjoyed a safer, more affordable quality of life. This has cause friction between the two cities. Some Portlanders may lash out at Vancouver because it is in Washington State and not considered part of Portland. More significantly, Portland is not Seattle, this causes much resentment to people from Portland (a.k.a. Lesser Seattle), who desperately want to be seen as a significant and important city, but failed to realize that they are just a second tier regional service center.
So now you know what a great place this is and why there are “hipster doofuses” on this site that are attempting to besmirch her.
by Traveler12345 February 8, 2013
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vancouver mirage

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when you think you see a bus coming, but it is only the lights glinting in the rain
Finally, I see the #20 coming! Oh, never mind, it is just a Vancouver Mirage
by mrs. poe January 20, 2016
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Vancouver Triangle

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A growing trend for Australian backpackers in Vancouver is to engage in the Vancouver triangle. This involves two men and a woman. One of the men is engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with the woman on all fours while the other male participant is receiving oral sex. The two men then lean over and passionately kiss forming a triangular shape. Aids, deep regret and ridicule are possible side effects from performing such an act.
"Hey, did you hear Jamie and Markee had a Vancouver Triangle with a Swedish back packer?"

"I can't look Tom in the eye anymore, we got wasted and Vancouver Triangle'd this slut last night"
by DodgyMofo September 28, 2011
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That city where the average house price in the metropolitan region is now $699,000 as of august 2006, and where one in three houses for sale is listed at over a million dollars. Torontonians who move here usually end up downsizing from a 4 bedroom house in the city to a 2 bedroom condo or townhome 3 hours from downtown.
Sells toronto house for $378,000. Heads to Vancouver and looks around...

Richmond: $658,000
Surrey: $544,000
Burnaby: $680,000
Vancouver east: $560,000
Vancouver west: $1,200,000
North Vancouver: $814,000
West Vancouver: $1,500,000
White Rock: $710,000

Shit, looks like I'll hv to live in Victoria or sth...

Victoria: $548,000
Kelowna: $391,000

Oh mannnn...
by Rennie_ September 8, 2006
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