One of the most depressing spots in the world. It is stated as the 4th largest city in the state of Washington, when in reality it is just an extremely large suburb of Portland Oregon. Vancouver is primarily a residential area, with everyone typically commuting to portland for work (Hence the term "suburb"). The most common nick names for Vancouver are "The Couve" and "Vantucky", the ladder of which refers to the staggering amount of white trash that call Vancouver Home.
Anyone who says they love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.
If you looked at young woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.
Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.
In short, Vancouver Washington may well be one of the worst places on earth.
Anyone who says they love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.
If you looked at young woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.
Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.
In short, Vancouver Washington may well be one of the worst places on earth.
"Hey have you been here before?"
"Where?"
"This place. Vancouver Washington."
"Nope, my buddy said it was a total hell hole though."
"Oh ok."
"Where?"
"This place. Vancouver Washington."
"Nope, my buddy said it was a total hell hole though."
"Oh ok."
by Anonanimal October 23, 2011
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Beamerville. The highest concentration of luxury cars and souped up civics you'll find outside of LA. Offers the best seafood in the world at good prices. Downtown consists of 99% condo towers and marinas. Very nice and all, but make sure you avoid the DTES next door (Downtown Eastside)! Real estate on the west half of the city will cost both your arms and legs as well as those of your children and grand children. Ownership of a home starts at one million dollars. Have fun paying off the mortgage.
"I drive around the parking lot at Aberdeen Centre in Vancouver and can only find BMWs and Mercedes benz..."
"You can't find sashimi like this anywhere outside Vancouver"
"Sonofabitch...I make 200k and I can't pay off my mortgage! Vancouver sucks!!!"
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by someone who got priced out of his home and moved to toronto August 30, 2006
Get the vancouver mug.Large, densely populated international city on the Pacific coast. Third largest city in the nation, largest city in the province. Contains the most densely populated areas in North America and most diverse population in the nation. Vancouver often received accolades from international rankings (usually #1 or 2 in the world). Among most notable, Vancouver will host the 2010 Olympic games.
by supstanance November 14, 2003
Get the Vancouver mug.An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.
Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"
Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
by christianc February 17, 2010
Get the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem mug.When you make plans with a small group of friends to have a board game night, cocktails, etc, only to have them all bail within an hour of the start-time. It's typical of the Vancouver social scene, which ensures people don't develop deep connections.
"Hey man, sorry I can't make your party tonight. Got something else going on."
"C'mon man, you RSVP'd two weeks ago. If you don't come, I'm gonna Get Vancouvered by everyone!
"C'mon man, you RSVP'd two weeks ago. If you don't come, I'm gonna Get Vancouvered by everyone!
by Ol Grimey June 14, 2016
Get the Get Vancouvered mug.Typical Asian girl who grew up in Vancouver or the neighbouring suburbs. Loves expensive brand names, clothes from Aritzia, and always carries an expensive bag such as Gucci or Chanel. Usually done up spending lots of money on hair, nails, and makeup. Has a group of Asian girlfriends whom you'll always see with her at Asian night clubs. Concerned with money and very superficial, tends to date Asian gangsters who will buy them whatever they want. Often doesn't go to college, instead choosing to live off their parents/boyfriends or work at nail/hair salons, retail stores such as Bebe.
Girls who work at Bebe in Vancouver, The group of Asian girls at Asian night clubs who act like they're all that, Typical Asian gangster/drug dealer's girlfriend, Daughters of well off Asian parents who make a living off of drug-related activity, Asian girls at Metrotown who walk around with fake eyelashes, done up hair, fake boobs, and wayy too much dark makeup for the day time, Vancouver Girl
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