Vampires Suck

Another one of those spoof movies made by the same guys who made Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.

Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?

Friend 2: Sure, what is it?

Friend 1: Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made Disaster movie and Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!

Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.

by CsDaMan August 5, 2010

Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.

Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.

by đarƙy October 9, 2016

Trolling for vampires

When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.

Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.

"You going downtown?"

"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."

by Jesys Chryst July 1, 2005

Self-Vampirism

The drinking of one's own blood. Someone who does this is called a self-vampire.

Leona embraced self-vampirism three weeks after being diagnosed with a strange mental disorder when she began sucking the blood from a wound on her finger.

by Casey132 October 30, 2008

vampires

Those who feed on energy.. There's two types: psi (also known as pranic) and blood (also known as sanguine). A person can be both. Sanguine vamps take in energy through blood, they get their blood from donors; who are ready, willing, and have been tested for dieases and such in the blood... psi vamps pull energy out of people and into themselves, through visualation. We are not immortal, we are not dead, garlic does not hurt us anymore than it hurts you, the sun can't kill us; but for some is irritating (extremely for me..), and anybody can be killed with a stake.... duh.

www.slad.net is a very, very good vampyre support site, for vamps, donors, friends and family.

by Kaycee December 25, 2004

Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020

.vampiires.0

.vampiires.0 is a tvdu tiktoker who makes edits and videos to entertain her followers

.vampiires.0 is my favorite tiktoker!

by Melanie Jenkins January 24, 2022