Operation Valkyrie

The pursuit of physical intimacy with the opposite sex. The hunt for a worthy piece of poontang. In essence, penetration of the vaginal area... by any means necessary!

Mike: I really need to hook up with ______

Pierre: So you're telling me that Operation Valkyrie is in effect?

Mike: Indeed. Operation Valkyrie is in effect...

by Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg September 21, 2009

valkyrie's kiss

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A

valt's superking/surge bey

Man, did you buy Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A?
Nah it was too expensive

by random_boiz October 26, 2020

Valkyrie

bey

yo! is that spriggan, longinus, and valkyrie?
ya
:-O wow ur so rich

by random_boiz November 19, 2020

Valkyrie

A card in Clash royale with big peaches offen used to counter weak cards and loved by pervs.

NO the valkyrie killed the skarmy

by Canonball12264 March 22, 2022

Valkyrie

a valkyrie is when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...valkyries. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.

oden maid servants are called a valkyrie. the force is the strongest with him.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022