Vaginasaur

Noun, Synonym for cougar an older women flirting with younger men or just generally doing things she is to old for.

Gross, that vaginasaur's middrift is showing off her C-section scar.

by Queeseso August 24, 2010

vaginasaur

An old broad, generally dressed up.

Check out that scraggly old vaginasaur over by the bar. I bet Ed Greco would do her!

by Roberto Costapoopoo March 31, 2003

Vaginasaur

a dinosaur which resides within a woman's vagina

The Vaginasaur is usually a mild-mannered creature.

by sn January 14, 2005

vaginasaur

To be a major cunt. Usually used as an insult to another person. Usually to a woman.

Girl 1: "Oh my God, Catline was being such a vaginasaur today."

Girl 2: "Oh she totally was!"

by LunartheLycan May 16, 2009

Vaginasaurus Rex

An enormous cunt.

(Re Jose Mourinho) There's no escaping the fact the man is a very good football manager. Equally, however, there's no escaping the fact he is one of the biggest cunts ever to walk the face of the earth, and I include the Vaginasaurus Rex in that.

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by Spacejunk56 August 25, 2010

Vaginasauras

A type of dinosaur that still exists in 2019, that uses marketing spin and fire to kill the people of Australia. Secondary attack is ruthless arm shaking. Has been known to destroy culture and bathrooms notably maccas toilets.

"I thought the dinosaurs were wiped out but this scomo vaginasauras is fucking taking us back to the Stone age"

"We tried to hide after the fires but he fucking chased us down and shook my hand, what a vaginasaur. I feel raped"

by Drwaterhousen January 8, 2020

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018