Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be: Lameness, fatness, ugliness, or many other reasons.

If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

Dusty Vagina Syndrome by gay and glad August 19, 2009

rotting vagina syndrome 

1. What happens to a woman after a heshe nicknamed cai'us has slept with her.

2. When the walls of slough off due to extensive rot.

"Did you hear cai'us killed another woman by giving her rotting vagina syndrome? So sad"

rotting vagina syndrome by Veriel September 18, 2013

Restless Vagina Syndrome 

Female equivalent of Bue Balls

You left me with Restless Vagina Syndrome

Restless Vagina Syndrome by NerdyGirl420 July 28, 2023

Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS)

Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.

While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.

Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.

Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!

Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.

Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) by theKimbernet August 26, 2008

IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome) 

When a female in Heat sees a potential mate, the hormones that are released may trigger an involuntary reaction. This reaction causes blood to rush to the vaginal area, this swells and creates irritation and irritability. One is able to tell when a female has IVS when she starts sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily when she sees a potential mate.

Your girlfriend got IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome)when she saw me and offered to blow me.

IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome) by Zach P. August 18, 2006

Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome 

Also known as V.D.S., A condition exsisting in some people where the symptoms involve extreme hornieness and desire for a woman's vagina. If such condition is left untreated, the victim will have rope burn on the genitals, or death in extreme cases.

Gosh, I think I'm so horny that I might die from V.D.S..

Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome by edw007 February 15, 2005