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Hidden Vagenda

(noun)
A secret or semi-secret plan or set of intentions created by a female human being. Said plan must directly involve her vagina in some way.

The hidden vagenda is most often encountered in the form of a female attempting to seduce someone she is romantically attracted to.

It can also refer to any type of secret plan a female or females are executing based solely on the fact that the plan is secret and involving only females.
Kayla: I need to figure out a way to get his attention.

Jessica: okay why don't you dress up all hot and I'll dress down and we could go eat at his restaurant.

Kayla: yes that's perfect! Thank u so much babes!

Jessica: yay it'll be fun! Our little hidden vagenda.

Kayla: lol weirdo
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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VAGENDA

FOR THE LADIES HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT WHAT IS ON THEIR “VAGINA AGENDA” THIS WEEKEND.
SO WHO YOU GOING ON A DATE WITH THIS WEEKEND? WHO’SE ON YOUR VAGENDA. OR VAG-ENDA
by Natcoldcash January 30, 2021
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Vagenda

One who takes political control with their vagina
Hilary Clinton's vagenda today includes world ☮️
by Desi/rea August 19, 2022
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Vagenda

An agenda that involves a potential or probable hook-up with (a) female(s).
What's on your vagenda for the evening?
by Valpo2002 December 8, 2010
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Vagenda

Vagenda is the name of a Canadian music artist that has been publishing music, poetry, literature, and artwork since 2011.
Vagenda is an artist.
by Vagenda2 December 18, 2019
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