Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

by Chrissy February 15, 2004

Vaganus

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus

Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.

by neanderman November 5, 2011

Vaganus

A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.

Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.

by Francis Ulma November 4, 2010

Vaganus

The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.

Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindies on it

by Esmae August 18, 2009

Vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.

Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there so I had vaganal sex last night.

by Eggman November 24, 2004

vaganus

(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.

Ashley has a very large vaganus.

by clownpenis October 2, 2005

vaganus

The result of giving birth - when the outer skin of the vagina rips, temporarily leaving the anus & vagina as one hole.

After she gave birth, the doctor gave her pain medication for her vaganus.

by SFHulaGirl December 28, 2005