Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure
Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..
by Chrissy February 15, 2004
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Vaganus

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus
Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.
by neanderman November 05, 2011
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Vaganus

A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.
Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.
by Francis Ulma November 04, 2010
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Vaganus

The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.
Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindies on it
by Esmae August 18, 2009
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Vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.
Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there so I had vaganal sex last night.
by Eggman November 25, 2004
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vaganus

(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.
Ashley has a very large vaganus.
by clownpenis September 19, 2005
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The result of giving birth - when the outer skin of the vagina rips, temporarily leaving the anus & vagina as one hole.
After she gave birth, the doctor gave her pain medication for her vaganus.
by SFHulaGirl October 16, 2005
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