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vag

1) a vagina
2) a wussy
1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.
by Jared September 10, 2003
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VAG

The hipster's term for the Vancouver Art Gallery. It's pronounced 'vaj', as in the slang term for vagina. Useful for making double entendres relating art or museums to sex.
There's an awesome VAG exhibit on right now, you'd better head downtown soon or you'll miss it.
by Benny Bluman January 27, 2009
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VAG

Value Add Group Pronunciation: Vadge

A person that mistakenly believes they are adding value is a member of the Value Add Group.
Typically, VAG's are bossy and like to delegate work to others, thinking that their direction is of enormous value.

Conversely, if a lazy person is aware of their lack of work ethic and still allows others to do their job, they are not a VAG, but a dick.
"He forwards every email to someone else so they can do the work, but then provides status updates to his manager to make it look like he's getting the job done. Such a VAG..."

From the mind of a VAG: "I am the overseer of this operation, so it is critical that I don't get bogged down in the minutia. I'll leave those activities for the lesser humans that don't have MBAs."
by Corporate denizen January 28, 2013
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vag

A strange and mysterious place, which most men (and some women) long to go.
Frank: So, did you get any last night?
Jorge: No, she's bleeding from the vag again.
Frank: <blank stare>
(Clouds break to reveal a ray of sunlight, and the song of angels' voices)
Frank: The vag...
by Chris the dork July 1, 2005
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Vag-Vag

A womens version of Tom-Tom. Gives great directions, and great times.
Lift your leg and speak into your vagina asking "Which way is the bar Vag-Vag?" or "Vag-Vag is it a left of a right at the second light?"
by Mrs.Jacobs March 17, 2008
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vagful

The anger of the uterus when an egg isn't fertilized.

Vagina Period Cramps PMS Angry Bitterness
When trying to figure out why your uterus hates you, you realize that it worked hard to make something that you aren't using so it then becomes "vagful."

Vengeful Vengeance
by girlswiththoughts May 30, 2016
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VAG

Meet me at the VAG at 7:30, it will be an epic powder day...
by mammoth_queen July 12, 2009
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