Suburban vertigo

Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.

I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.

by JC Mathews February 11, 2017

Xo trayvon vert

State trooper holding shampoo type nig

Aw shit xo trayvon vert on the left bust a nut kid

by Bi g nig February 6, 2018

Hop on VERTIGO

Typically used by DAII (Dojo Awful Industries Incorporated) members to signify anal sex, the VERTIGO part referencing DAII's game called VERTIGO

hey kid, you wanna hop on VERTIGO?

by are you guys going trick or tr August 1, 2021

verticoli

Handmade hairbrush manufactured in Italy, carved out of illegal whalebone, its perfectly balanced, with low drag and minimal torque to be applied during each brush. Price is around $12000 USD or 30 million lira.

Jimmy: Its that a brush?
Chazz: Not just a brush, but a verticoli...

by rromeo_f November 7, 2007

Vertically Challenged

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

by Anomnomnomynous September 7, 2010

vertical hunger

Better than horizontal hunger

VERTICAL HUNGER IS FOR SWOOD GROMMETS ONLY!

by SuperLion144 June 6, 2017

Vertii

Usually found under a couch or between the sides of double sided tape. Estimated value: $12*10-5
See Also: Useless

"I've found this Vertii and I don't know what to do with it."
"Lets burn it."
"Okay."

"OMG this guy is trying to sell his Vertii on ebay for $250!"
"Loser."

"I have found this Vertii, would you want to trade it for some dust?"
"No."

by JacobMuscles July 18, 2007