1. Some beach during D-Day
2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
Me: Hey mom, I am atheist.
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
by Archaeology1994 May 18, 2011
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also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
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"yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each."
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If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.
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Non-Utahn: So where you from?
Utahn: Im from Utah.
Non-Utahn: Isn't that the place where you can't get a drink at a regular store? i heard everything was closed on sundays.
Utahn: Ummmm....yea
Utahn: Im from Utah.
Non-Utahn: Isn't that the place where you can't get a drink at a regular store? i heard everything was closed on sundays.
Utahn: Ummmm....yea
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