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Utah

1. Some beach during D-Day
2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
Me: Hey mom, I am atheist.
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
by Archaeology1994 May 18, 2011
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a state nobody cares about, like montana or north dakota that is stuffed full of mormons. it constantly tries to compare itself to colorado in every way, like- salt lake city is a wannabe seattle or denver that's 5x smaller and everyone is mormon.
also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
"woah. there are too many mini vans around here."

"yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each."

"get me the hell outta here."

utah.
by Bus Couch April 7, 2011
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The 45th state in the United States, it has a lot of Mormons, a nice temple, state regulated liquor stores, and is basically a theocracy. Not everyone from or in Utah is a Mormon, nor do all Mormons have multiple wives. It has 5 state parks, the most in the nation, and is very scenic.
If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.
by PresidentKimball April 17, 2020
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State run by Mormons that has nothing but temples. If you move here you will fucking regret it. Trust us.
Non-Utahn: So where you from?
Utahn: Im from Utah.
Non-Utahn: Isn't that the place where you can't get a drink at a regular store? i heard everything was closed on sundays.
Utahn: Ummmm....yea
by pandaluvrjayy November 13, 2012
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That one state YOU never go to.
Me: um I think it's square...
You: Im insulted
Me: yeah well
You: I WAS BORN IN UTAH YOU ASSTURD
Me: you don't count
by lol,wut? December 1, 2010
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The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.
by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015
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That sorry ass team that the Kings run through in the first round of the playoff every year!
by Poozle May 9, 2003
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