usher

A military personal you might know who is of small height and of mank like physical appearance, someone resembling the well know cartoon character "Earth Worm Jim". The one who commands all lids and still lives on barracks after nearlly 5 years in the servce. The Nemesis of all champs but yet the biggest Champ himself,

YOU DO RELIZE YOU STINK?
yeah, champ
YOU GONNA GO HOME AND SHOWER THEN?
nah, i'll just get one of the new guys to bring me some new clothes
WOW, NICE ONE USHER

by sumdrunk May 28, 2011

Fat Usher

A fat version of Usher who "raps" (use the term loosely) in music videos by the Ark Music Factory record label. Like Friday.

We so excited.

Fat Usher speaks for himself. He needs no example.

by CookieFritz April 7, 2011

Usher time

a term used to describe a level of fitness and general healthiness such as that of Usher

Jiggly Joe: yo, let me buy a coke
Saggy Shane: you should consider getting diet, because regular is definitely not Usher time.

Girls: You are getting closer to Usher time.
Prickly Prince: thanks, I've been working out.

by S K October 27, 2005

usher voice

When you change how your voice sounds while talking to a female you are into. You end up sounding similar to how Usher talks at the beginning of his songs, such as Burn or Nice & Slow.

Last night everybody was laughing at Victor cause he was using his Usher voice while hitting on some girl.

by Harry Fong July 4, 2008

Usher impersonator

Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.

Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

pulling an usher

A term made up by some dude that's named Jose, "pulling an usher" is when you or anyone else was talking to someone, or trying to date someone for that matter, and they forget their name. They would also mix up their name horribly.

This term was originated from the fact that famous rapper "Usher" forgets the names of most of his bitches.

Dawg #1: "Yo how is you and that girl doin?"

Dawg #2: "oh we been chillin, you know the vibes"

Dawg #1: "What's her name again?"

Dawg: #2: "I think it's uhh..."

Dawg: #1: "dude don't tell me you forgot."

Dawg #2: "nah it ain't like that-"

Dawg #1: "aw hell naw bro pulling an usher"

by JObatala February 5, 2022

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009