paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

urinesque

Adjective.
Having qualities associated with urine, such as color, temperature, pH, osmolarity, etc.

That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.

by PenguinProf July 23, 2017

Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Urkin

Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.

I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.

by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007

urincing

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.

{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.

by Telephony August 20, 2013

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Urinetown

What is Urinetown? Urinetown is here! It's the town where ever people learn to live in fear.

So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.

"Urinetown... is death?!"

"That's one interpretation."

by Jess Taurins June 7, 2007