urban dicktionary

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FUCK YEAHHH ITS URBAN DICKTIONARY

by that dumb shit November 20, 2018

Urban DICKtionary

The Porn parody of this site

I gotta look up some Hot word sex on urban DICKtionary

by your least favorite dictionary June 10, 2018

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

urban dicktionary

a term used by trolls in an attempt to get a girl.

Hey did you see the new definition on urban dictionary?
You mean urban dicktionary?

*snarls*

by Zalelian June 12, 2018

Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Urban Dicktionary Orgasm

Is the feeling when one of many words you submitted was accepted and published.

You tried and tried and tried then finally .....resulted to Urban dicktionary orgasm. Oh god !!!#fireworks#champaign#

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up words when you’re looking up the definitions of words because you’re dumb AND you’re a dick.

“Ah yes, he’s a classic case of needing to use the the urban dicktionary. He must be clueless, and also a massive dick”.

by zoominwoman January 16, 2024