Upton

Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.

Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"

by Dick Walski September 4, 2014

The Sit-uation

A man or woman to wants people to think they are bigger than they really are. Usually done by constant use of dougall boosting and excessive workouts.

Why does he tell people he is big? He is 5'2" "Dude, he is the Sit-uation, thats what he is meant to do.

by RGSS January 25, 2011

ultion

Vengeance and/or retaliation.

My goal is to spread ultion throughout this world.

by tequltmic September 7, 2020

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit

me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever

by durable January 30, 2009

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

The Sit-uation

Somebody who is more awkward than a negative pregnancy test falling out of your purse.

You really have to feel the person, make sure you know where they are. Feel all of them" "Hey Baby Gap, these are 14 year old girls...You are The Sit-uation.

by RGSS2 February 19, 2011