mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

by long johnston December 27, 2007

Canadian Uppercut

A powerful cunt punch.

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.

by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019

dick-uppercut

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.

- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

by relevant man April 8, 2008

Uppercrat

The term used to describe the new Republican Presidential ticket that combines Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Not only are their eye-popping incomes considered upper class, their entire agenda caters to the top 1% wealthiest people in America.

I don't believe the new Uppercrat party could ever understand how the rest of the 99% live.

by dnafe1 August 12, 2012

left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

by CARS December 8, 2005

Emu Uppercut

Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.

Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!

by MC BBQ December 29, 2020

Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012